We bought an RV!
And now our name doesn't apply anymore. Just Vantasy is now officially the Tinker Trailer! (And yes, we know Tinker Trailer doesn't quite apply, either, but we like it so *sticks fingers in ears* la la la laaaaaaa.)
Long story short: we were in San Diego visiting family, Awesome Cousin Chad discovered and informed us of an RV show happening that weekend, we went to go check out Sprinter vans. Did you guys know Sprinter vans were surprisingly small? And that RVs are bigger? Yeah, so did we. But actually seeing the difference -- and imagine living in one of those vans, trying to fit more than one person in the hallway at a time, and actually trying to get work done in one -- was startling. Enter beautiful, well-taken-care-of, used RV. Five days later, we picked it up. The next morning, we drove to Idaho for the total eclipse. (I mean, why not. Right?)